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The Hydra

(May 1, 2012)

 - half glass of milk

- 1 shot clear vodka

- 1 shot blue curacao

- 1 shot black vodka

- splash of grenadine

 

 

So, I don’t know the full story behind this drink, but I think the person that made it up figured they were coming up with a skin color for a Hydra?!?! I have no idea…. I will say, I don’t know how I feel about this one. I actually think that throwing in a little Kahlua would be great in this…. make it a modified white russian Well, you try and tell me what you think….. you should also check out my demo of the Hydra…. it’s a beast!

The Pink Floyd

(April 26, 2012)

 - 1 shot of Blood Orange Liquor

- 1 shot of Absolut Mango Vodka

- 1 shot of Mango Juice

- 3 shots of passion fruit juice mix

- 1 shot of vanilla vodka

 

 

As you can guess, this has absolutely nothing to do with Pink Floyd other than the fact that it is pink…. still quite a refreshing drink for a warm day. Grab one and relax to the sweet sounds of the Alter Ego.

Spaced Invader

(April 25, 2012)

 - 2 oz Orange Juice

- 1 oz Pineapple Juice

- 1 oz Spiced Rum

- 1 oz Malibu Rum

- 1 oz Vanilla vodka

- splash of Maraschino liquor (or just add cherries if you wish)

 

So, I think this is so named simply because you will get so blasted out of your mind that you may wake up on the moon. So, take some fuzzy hints from the Blasteroid demo before lift off!

Acip Trip

(April 19, 2012)

 - 1 shot Midori

- 1 shot Vanilla Vodka

- 1 shot Rumplemintz

- 1 shot black vodka

 

 

This is a weird one…. seriously. I think you either love or you hate it…. not many inbetweens. Be super careful because this one does have a good amount of liquor in it…. you may start to see weird things.. like a girl stomping on a Strange Master! Trippy!

 

 

Dr. Calagari

(April 13, 2012)

- 1 shot of vanilla vodka

- 1 shot cranberry juice

- splash of grenadine

- half a glass of milk

 

 

This is almost like strawberry milk…. remember when once in a blue moon your parents would buy you the strawberry nestle quick? Well, this is just like that…. except that it tastes more like cherry and, well, there is alcohol in it. So, be a grownup and strap one on as you go mad watching the Mad Doctor Stutter demo!

Mr. Blue Sky

(April 12, 2012)

 - 1 oz Sky Blue vodka

- 1/2 oz blue curacao

- 1/4 oz limoncello

- splash of sugar syrup (I use Agave)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just getting ready for summer here It’s like nectar of the Gods! Just like the Olympia is a fuzz of the Gods! Check it out!

Whispering Eye

(March 30, 2012)

- 1 shot Vodka

- 1 shot Tia Maria

- 1 shot Grenadine

- half a glass of Milk

Sure, it may look girly, but it’ll get the job done. How about this…. don’t order it at the bar…EVER…. just make them for yourself at home and save yourself the embarrassment Check out the Triskelion demo while you are at it…

Purple Passion

(March 29, 2012)

- 1 shot of vodka

- 1 part grape juice

- 1 part OJ

- splash of 7-up

-Garnish with lemon or lime

 

 

 

 

Another drink that is perfect for this warmer weather Ahhh… cocktails and global warming….. Al Gore loves it! Al Gore also loves the Aenima demo, so check it out!

Moby Dick

(March 24, 2012)

 - 2 oz Absolut Citron Vodka

- 1 oz Cointreau or Triple Sec

- 1 Splash Lime Juice

- 1 Splash Orange Juice

- Sugar for Garnish

- Orange Slice for Garnish

 

 

Super tasty and just in time for Spring! Still don’t know it got the name but it fits perfect with the Blue Whale Fuzz demo that I did. Enjoy!

 

D-Day

(March 23, 2012)

 - 1 shot Black Vodka ( I use Eristoff)

- 1 shot Peach Shnapps

- 1 shot Bacardi 151

- 1 shot Gin

- 1 shot Triple Sec

- 1 shot Malibu Rum

- 1 shot Grenadine

- 1 shot Blue Curacao

 

 

Another cocktail that is no joke. Sometimes called the Black Death, the D-Day cocktail earned it’s name because you will definitely lose a few men while storming its beaches. Be safe with this one, it has an insane amount of alcohol. Better yet, don’t even go anywhere….. just sit in your chair and watch the O-CB demo while you drink yourself into oblivion.

 

Skull Crusher

(March 16, 2012)

 - 2 0z chocolate syrup

- 1 oz Godiva Liqueur

- 1 oz Bacardi 151

- 1 oz Vodka

- 1 oz Jagermeister

 

This cocktail will seriously make you forget your name… so check out the Screaming Skull demo before you take a sip of this one!

Blue Balls

(March 8, 2012)

 - 1/4 cup vodka

- 1/4 cup blue caracao

- 2 tablespoons vanilla

- 2 tablespoons OJ

- 1 tablespoon Cointreau

- whip cream to top

I found this recipe by accident and I am so glad I did. It is actually quite delicious if I do say so myself Anywho, mix some of this up and get your eyes on my Fuckface demo.

Ectoplasm

(March 6, 2012)

 - 1.5 oz Vodka

- 1/2 oz Midori

- 1/2 oz Blue Curacao

- 3 oz Orange juice

- 3 0z Sprite or 7up

 

 

 

This Halloween cocktail recipe is fresh and delicious and a bright lurid shade of green. You will go “psycho” for it. Be sure to garnish with a skull…. then check out the Awdrey-Gore demo and scream your skull off!

 

 

Brown Cow

(March 2, 2012)

- 1 oz Kaluhua

- 2 oz Milk

 

That’s it! Not much to this drink….. just a tip though, it really does taste much better when you add ice and give her a shake in the old cocktail shaker. Throw one together and check out my demo of the Brown Fuzz.

Absolut Trouble

(Feb. 29, 2012)

 - 1 1/2 oz Absolut Vodka

- 1 oz Grand Marnier Orange Liquor

- 1/2 oz Grenadine

- 1 oz Orange Juice

You will easily find yourself in trouble if you down too many of these. So, start slowly…. maybe make yourself two and sit back with my Trouble Booster demo.

The QF Shooter

(Feb. 23, 2012)

- 2 parts Midori Liquour

- 1 part Bailey’s Irish Cream

 

 

This is unbelievably easy to make and even easier to drink. The QF apparently stands for Quick Fuck which some think it means to get messed up quickly or as others think, Coitus So, shoot your face off as you watch the Terra Fuzz demo!

 

 

 

The Wet Vajay

(Feb. 21, 2012)

- 1 oz cranberry juice

- 2 oz orange juice

- 1 oz gin

- 1 oz wildberry schnapps

 

I’m still not 100% sure why this drink is called the Wet Vajay…. I think the lovely gent that came up with it was trying to say that girls will love this drink and it’ll help you get them into bed…. whatevs. It’s still super good and pairs wonderfully with a Furry Burrito!

God Drink

(Feb. 16, 2012)

 Equal Parts:

Vanilla Smirnoff

Frangelico Liqueur

 

 

Very easy to make and very easy to drink too much of! Be careful with this one… perfect for parties Also perfect to drink while watching my trifecta demo of the three pedals from God Box!

Quebec

(Nov. 30)

- 2 oz Canadian whisky

- 1/2 oz dry vermouth

- 1 tsp  orange bitters

- 1 tsp maraschino liqueur

 

 

Pour Canadian whisky, vermouth, bitters and maraschino into a mixing glass half-filled with ice cubes. Stir well, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve with a side of LSTR fuzz demo

White Chocolate Russian

(Nov. 28)

- 1 ounce coffee liqueur, such as Kahlua

- 2 ounces Godiva Chocolate Vodka

- Milk or cream

Now, I am a huge fan of the Dude’s drink…. but when you add a chocolate flavor into the mix…. well, that just makes me go weak in the knees. You can even use some bailey’s if you can’t find chocolate liquor. Gulp one down and then get dirty with my demo of the Plexi-Drive from Wampler!

 

Dark Crystal

(Nov. 21)

- 1 0z gin

- 1 oz Vermouth (dry)

- Dash of Sour mix

- 1/2 tsp simple syrup

- half shot of Blue Curacao

This is nice and sweet… you are also supposed to put Maraschino liquor into this, but I didn’t have that… so I can’t imagine how sweet this would actually get, but hell if you have some, pour it in and watch my sweet demo of the Crystal Dagger!

 

The Pink

(Nov. 18)

- 2 parts Bacardi

-1 shot of coconut rum

- 1 part tonic

- splash of sour mix

-1 shot cranberry juicy

-splash of lime juice

I got pretty damn toasted drinking this one….. I downed two before I recorded the Merkin demo and had to edit out a lot of what I did because I was just too drunk…. I was just falling all over the guitar!

The Drunken Banana

(Nov. 16)

-glass of milk

- 2 shot Banana Schnapps

- Shot of chocolate syrup

 

 

 

 

Almost like a Banana Split in a glass…. I forgot to add the chocolate at the beginning of the Grind Fuzz demo… but I corrected myself after my first sip

The Ying Yang

(Nov. 15)

- Glass of Milk

- shot of Blackberry Vodka

- shot of blueberry schnapps

 

So, this is kind of a weird one It basically tastes like a wildberry smoothie with some warmth on the back of your throat. I left mine unmixed in the beginning of the Octave Synth demo because I thought it looked cooler, but be sure to mix it up.

 

Vulcan Mind Probe

(Nov. 9)

- Gin 1/4 shot

- Vodka 1/4 shot

- Bacardi Rum 1/4 shot

- Triple Sec 1/4 shot

- Bourbon 1/4 shot

- Amaretto 1/4 shot

- 2 oz Sweet and Sour mix

- Splash of Grenadine

Place ice in a mixing glass and add all the ingredients except for the grenadine. Mix and strain into a cocktail glass. Splash on the grenadine and serve. You will definitely think you can read people’s minds after you have a few. Grab a few and check out my demo of the Zvex Fuzz Probe!

Bluebird of Happiness

(Nov. 7)

- 1 part Tequila (try some Avion….I love it!)

- 1 part Blue Curacao

- 1 part creme de banana

- Splash of Tonic

 

 

It looks very unassuming, but depending on the amount of Tequila you choose to put in, this can really be a good time! Like I said, it will make you all warm and happy inside Just like the Bluebird fuzz, just because it’s unassuming, don’t let that fool you…. it still packs a punch.

Mythical Iced Tea

(Nov. 3)

- 3/4 oz brandy

- 3/4 oz dark rum

- 3/4 oz triple sec

- 3/4 oz orange juice

- 1/2 oz lime juice

- 1 cup of cold tea

- splash of cola

Having a rough day? Mix up a cold glass of mythical iced tea and sit back and enjoy my Hyperion Demo

Green Mamba

(Nov. 2)

- 1 oz Midori Melon Liquor

- 2 oz sweet and sour mix

- 2 oz Club Soda

- 1 oz Bacardi 151

 

 

Pour in that Bacardi 151 and light it up! Make that Mamba spit fire! And if you aren’t too busy burning yourself, check out my demo of the Fuzzy Octavulator!

Bloody Shake

(Oct. 31)

- 1 cup milk

- 1 shot vodka

- 1 shot Amaretto

- 1 shot Amarula Cream

- Grenadine for effect

 

 

Just in time for Halloween! This is a nice and tasty little treat that is perfect for any Halloween party You can also add a little Kahlua if you feel so inclined…. I like it better that way. I just didn’t add it for the demo so that they drink matched the pedal better. See if I did a good job matching it in the Dream Crusher demo.

Whiskey Milk Punch

(Oct. 26)

- 2 parts Whiskey

- 3 parts Milk

- nutmeg

- 1 tsp Sugar Syrup

- Ice

This is a really nice drink on a cold day. You may even microwave the milk to heat it up and have an amazing cocktail for a chilly day. Cut yourself a piece of Prune Custard Cake and watch my demo of the Prunes & Custard while you sip this one

 

The Munchies

(Oct. 21)

- 1 oz Green creme de menthe

- 1 oz absinthe (not watered down)

- 2 oz Eristoff Blackberry Vodka

- Grenadine or use a blood orange to garnish if you have one

So, this will easily get you pretty wasted because of the absinthe in there. It is also very sweet and is a matter of taste as well, so it may take you a few tries to get this to where you like it. You may also want to add a little water into it if needed, being that absinthe is usually prepared by added water and sugar. You will not need to add sugar, but a little water won’t hurt. So, Throbak one of these and check out the Stone Bender demo.

5 and Dime

(Oct. 19)

- 2 shots of Patron Silver

- 1 shot of 7-up (or you can just use straight tonic if you don’t want it to be too sweet)

- splash of lime

- splash of agave nectar

Now be careful with this one because it can get sweet very easily. The first one I made was actually a little too sweet because of the agave and then I made another one and it was too bitter because of the lime. So, it is a matter of taste when making this one. Mix one up and get filthy drunk watching my demo of the Filth fuzz.

Purple Nurple

(Oct. 17)

- 1 oz Chambord

-2.5 oz Vodka

- 1.5 oz sour mix

This one really tastes great if you can get it super duper cold. Grab yourself one of these and sip it down as you watch my demo of the J Mascis Fuzz Munchkin and read my interview with the creator, Tim here.

 

Lizard Juice

(Oct. 7)

- 1 oz Blackberry vodka

-1 oz Triple Sec

-1 oz Melon Liquor

-1 oz Captain Morgan

- Grenadine

Be careful not to add too much Grenadine or Black berry vodka. The black berry can almost taste like medicine if you put too much in and of course, the grenadine will just be too sweet. Mix one up and check out the Reptile demo!

Jedi Mind Trick

(Oct. 5)

- 1 oz Captain Morgans

- 1 oz amaretto

- 1 oz Kahlua

- 1 oz Bailey’s Irish Cream

 

You want to make this drink and watch my demo of the Dark Boost now!  Did it work?

Angry Bitch

(Oct. 3)

- 1 part rasberry vodka

- 1 part triple sec

- splash of grenadine to taste

- garnish with orange

I really don’t know why this is called the angry bitch… she really is quite sweet and refreshing But, I figured this would go really well with my Custom Badass ’78 Distortion demo.

Barbados Punch

(Sept. 29)

- 1 oz Captain Morgan

- 1/4 oz Triple Sec

- 1 oz Lime juice

- 2 oz Pineapple Juice

 

 

This is like liquid candy… this is one of my personal favorites and I had myself two of them during my Monarch demo

Sex in the Shower

(Sept. 27)

- 1 oz blue curacao

- 1 oz triple sec

- 1 oz butterscotch schnapps

- 2 oz orange juice

- fill with ice

 

Sex in the shower…. always a welcome treat Personally, I would cut back a little on the butterscotch because it can be a little over powering in the mix.

I was drinking this beauty during my demo of the Firing Line MKII.

 

Blast Off

(Sept. 12)

 .5 ounces of Cointreau

4 ounces of mango orange juice

2 ounces of pineapple juice

.75 ounces of vanilla vodka

ice

 

Mix yourself one of these and then sit back and take a gander at my Gemini III demo

 

Blue Beauty

(Sept. 7)

 1 cup white rum

1/4 cup blue curacao*

2 6-ounces cans pineapple juice (1-1/2 cups)

1/4 cup cream of coconut**

3 cups ice cubes

Directions

1. Combine rum, blue curacao, pineapple juice, cream of coconut, and ice in a blender. Cover and pulse until smooth. Adjust sweetness with additional pineapple juice, if desired. Makes 6 servings.
2. *Note: If you don’t have blue curacao, substitute 1/4 cup triple sec plus 3 to 4 drops blue food coloring.
3. **Note: Stir in can before measuring.

I drank this wonderful cocktail during my Virgo demo

 

Green Nectar

(Aug. 31)

 

MIDORI	30ml(1oz)
Vodka	30ml(1oz)
Kiwi Fruit (peeled)	1/2
Sugar	1/2tsp

 

1. Muddle kiwi fruit and sugar in a glass.

2. Shake MIDORI and vodka together. Put ice in the glass with the fruit, and add the MIDORI and vodka mix. Stir gently.

 

I was sipping this nectar during the Hummingbird Demo… yummy

Free Love Lemonade

(Aug. 29)

3 cups of water

1.5 cup of fresh squeezed lemon juiceshopping list

3 cups of strawberries (approx. 1.5 cup of blendedstrawberries)

1 cup of sugar

1 cup of Citrus flavored Smirnoff vodka

ice

 

I drank this delicious little creation during the Fillmore Thunder demo